Palinator

Someone that self-pollinates for the purpose of political propagation.

Congressman Doe is a real Palinator. He will Palinate 24/7 to get re-elected.

by Jersey Joey December 3, 2010

palinize

Spinning any criticism of oneself into persecution.

Rather than accept responsibility for her bad behavior, Sarah would always palinize the situation and portray herself as being a victim of people who didn't like her.

by stoptheplanet February 20, 2011

Palinize

Adjective. 1. To render someone or something utterly useless. 2. To commit an act that has a complete disregard for logic. 3. The act of becoming dumb or dumber, or a complete moron.

Man, I can't believe that guy doesn't wear seat belts. He’s going to get into an accident and become permanently palinized.

It's quite palinistic to still believe that the sun orbits the earth.

by alien2069 February 26, 2011

Palin

A lipstick wearing bulldog of Alaska that could become the Vice President of The United States.

Sarah Palin: The Difference between a hockey-mom and a bulldog is lip stick.

by Xjander October 18, 2008

palinating

1.Hating with vigor, 2. exfoliating your enemies from your brain

Rush Limbaugh has amassed a fortune by palinating Democrats.

by WakeUpAmerica September 24, 2010

Palinism

An idea, statement, or median so adverse it causes physical pain.

His palinistic statements never end.

Stop saying that, you're palin' me.

Palinism is ubiquitous in the modern media.

by JoshTS March 13, 2009

Palin

A sexual act when someone receiving oral sex slams the head of the person giving them oral sex against their body so hard that the lenses on their glasses shatter.

Barbie gave Ken head and Ken gave her a Palin and she had to get new glasses to replace the ones shattered by the Palin.

by kwtn October 21, 2008