a-palin

Main Entry: a-pal·in
Function: adjective
Date: 2008
Etymology:
Variant spelling and pronunciation of appalling (1817)

: inspiring horror, dismay, or disgust <offering a-palin answers to interview questions>
— a-pal·in·ly adverb

Interviewee: "Well, it certainly does because our -- our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the state that I am the executive of. And there in Russia ... We have trade missions back and forth. We-- we do-- it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where-- where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is-- from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to-- to our state."

Interviewer: "Governor, it's just a-palin how stupid and incoherent your answers are. Do you need a lifeline?"

by a-palin January 13, 2009

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Palin

"Palin" being when one vehemently fights for or against something, without much knowledge or training on said subject- other than their own backwoods upbringing. And also maybe pulls out facts which may or may not be substantiated.

I know that I can be a little Palin when it comes to the topic of fighting monkeys, but it gets me every time! Did you know I read that 14 million mokeys die in Russia every year from this?

by katsmeow July 30, 2010

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Palinator

Someone that self-pollinates for the purpose of political propagation.

Congressman Doe is a real Palinator. He will Palinate 24/7 to get re-elected.

by Jersey Joey December 3, 2010

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palinize

Spinning any criticism of oneself into persecution.

Rather than accept responsibility for her bad behavior, Sarah would always palinize the situation and portray herself as being a victim of people who didn't like her.

by stoptheplanet February 20, 2011

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Palinize

Adjective. 1. To render someone or something utterly useless. 2. To commit an act that has a complete disregard for logic. 3. The act of becoming dumb or dumber, or a complete moron.

Man, I can't believe that guy doesn't wear seat belts. He’s going to get into an accident and become permanently palinized.

It's quite palinistic to still believe that the sun orbits the earth.

by alien2069 February 26, 2011

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