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Sweet Pumps

The sex appeal that one gives off, the more you have, it becomes sweet pumps. It's the sex they want from you.
Guy 1: Dude, that chick was lookin' at you...

Guy 2: Yeah she totally wants my Sweet Pumps...
by Diego the Mook March 4, 2008
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saucy pumps

Saucy pumps are the magical hip thrusts the male makes after orgasm during coitus. After ejaculating into the female, he uses his own man sauce as a lubricant. This creates a wormhole in the vagina that leads to Valhalla, in which the male may feel sensations that his penis is being vandalized by a cornucopia of Valkyries noble enough for Odin's table in the best way. Often times, the sensation is so great that the male returns to a prime state of engorgement and may continue to pound himself (and herself) into a realm in which only divine beings and people who have taken a lot of DMT have reached.
D: Yo dude I got saucy pumps last night..
B: NO WAY? How was it?
D: I saw Jesus drinking das boot with Adolf Hitler and Tom Hanks.
by onewiththesauce November 16, 2014
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thick and pumped

Rock solid and ready to take on a guy
I was thick and pumped pulling up to prom.
by Adrian Kukaj April 24, 2023
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Brian Pumper

An African-American adult film actor who is A self-proclaimed Porn Legend. Pumper is known for his 'roid physique, an average penis size and (usually most of the time) not so attractive female partners.
" God, I hate that Brian Pumper dude, he's kinda cocky, he acts like he's been in the business for so long..."
by TT Boy3 April 11, 2010
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ass pumper

by MATT April 10, 2003
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Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper

When a male defecates into a female's mouth, who then proceeds to fellate the male with a mouthful of excrement.
Not even the Germans, with their infinite scheizer porn, were ready for the Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper.
by the black debbie February 6, 2005
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pussy pumper

One of T.I.'s many nicknames. NOT pussy popper. <---noobs
Why do you call yourself the Pussy Pumper?
T.I.: That’s what the ladies call me. Actually, ever since the song came out, that’s what the ladies like to call me. Pussy Pumper #1. I always had a way with the ladies, and when I went to work with Pharrell he came up with that name.
by standupguy September 18, 2008
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