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porgrammer

An inexperienced or unqualified programmer. Pronounced: porg-rammer.
I'm tired of fixing Dave's bugs. That porgrammer can't do anything right.
by zeitgeist_as February 24, 2009
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phogrammer

A phogrammer is someone who acts like they can program, but in reality only edits text fields on GitHub.
This phogrammer keeps editing my text instead of fixing my bugs.
by Wyatt Krasnici September 5, 2018
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Programmator

"Person who procrastinates while trying to appear to be programming."

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"Person who appears to be programming but is in fact procrastinating."
That guy is a fucking programmator!
by Programmator November 13, 2020
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Orgy Programming

Term used to describe a programming method where each engineer gets his turn to screw up a project.

Originated from a gaming software company in Reno Nevada.
"The project must be in trouble; they have resorted to Orgy Programming to meet the release date"

Hey Johnson, you don't look busy enough. How about you come stick your dick in this code and see what you can do with it even though we know:

a. You don't know SQL
b. You couldn't code your way out of a getch loop
c. You are more then likely legal retarded
d. All of the above
by SQA November 28, 2005
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bedroom programming

Software or video game programmed by amateur coders, who program for the love of it, not for making money for publishers.
Uplink is one of the best modern bedroom programming games.
by CannedLizard December 23, 2003
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paid programming

Television programing that consists of companies promoting their products. Usually shown early morning/late at night/whenever you are desperate for something to watch.

Usually the products advertised are worthless pieces of crap being sold for 'the low, low price of 12 payments of 43.32!!'.
Actually good programming. (When your wasted)
by Freak Obscene May 4, 2004
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ProGamerSnoz

Someone who is typically bad at video games some notable ones are Duantless, Fortnite, R6, Call Of Duty, Garden Warfare, Gang Beasts, Among Us, Destiny 2, Red Dead Redemtion 1/2, Halo, GTA, Ghost Recon, Borderlands, Overwatch, Assasins Creed, Back 4 Blood, Castle Crashers, Battlefield, Chivalry 2, C.R.S.E.D F.O.A.D, Cynerpunk 2077, Dead By Daylight, DayZ, Deep Rock Galactic, Doritos Crash Course, Dungeon Defenders 2, Skyrim, Enlisted, Fable, Fallout, Farming Simulator, Fortified, Forza Horizon, Gears Of War, Genaration Zero, Goat Simulator 2, Grounded, Grim Fandango, Happy Wars, Hello Neigbor, HiFi Rush, Hitman, House Flipper, IloMilo, Insurgency Sandstorm, It Takes Two, Jurassic World Evolution, Just Cause, Kill It With Fire, Life Is Strange, Telltale The Walking Dead, Mass Effect, Metal Gear Solid, Metal Hellslinger, Flight Simulator, Minecraft, Mirrors Edge, Overcooked, Paladins, Payday, Rec Room, Sea Of Thieves, Shotgun Farmers, Shadowrun, Skate, Small Arms, Sniper Elite, Spelunky, Battlefront, State Of Decay, Surgeon Sim, Terraria, The Hunter Call Of The Wild, UFC, Valheim, Viva Piñata, A Way Out, Watch Dogs, The Wolf Among Us, A World Of Keflings.
Oh my god stop throwing ProGamerSnoz
by Yeast Corner June 4, 2023
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