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Procrastibation

Procrastibation: The act of engaging in a brief interlude of premeditated masturbation, While something else of obvious importance is left idle.
I have work at 10, well its 9:55 just enough to get some Procrastibation in, i'll just tell me boss my car wouldnt start.
by Tron =] May 14, 2010
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Procrastibation

When you put off finishing your homework, doing the dishes, balancing the checkbook, taking out the trash, feeding the dog, etc., and instead choke the chicken or jill off.
It was senior year, so Elena decided to skip studying and engaged in some procrastibation.
by Clitorisaurus Rex April 25, 2011
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having assignments due, but looking at porn instead and masturbating
= procrastibation

"get much study done"

"nah was procrastibating"
by billy bob hoodoo November 15, 2011
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procrasturbating

being lazy and masturbating to get rid of boredom
At least they're working... while I'm just sitting here, procrasturbating
by rvelloso51 June 17, 2015
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Masturbating in the attempt to stave off any thought of working productively.
So I had 3 essays due yesterday but instead of working on them, I just spend the entire night procrasturbating.
by ProcrasturbationNation August 8, 2016
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Procrasturbating

When you are starting to wank but lose the motivation to reach the climax, therefore you push back delivering the results later hoping that it will feel better.
I was having a wank job while thinking of Anna Kendrick in "Up in the Air" but then I felt like I wanted to sleep a little more. So I stopped, slept 2-3 hours, then when I woke up, I restarted the job and I finally came. I procrasturbated.

I was rubbing my bean while thinking of being sanswiched by James Franco and Seth Rogen, but the idea of having Jonah Hill joining in just broke my momentum. So I stopped rubbing it before reaching any orgasm, watched some Sex in the City episodes for around 1-2 hours, then I restarted to finally squirt real hard while thinking of Brad Pitt. Procrasturbating sometimes give me bigger orgasms on the 2nd try.
by JackAceJack October 9, 2016
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Procrasturbating

It's when you're sitting down trying to write an essay, and while you're thinking of something to write you start masturbating.
I had a 1000-word essay due tomorrow so I started procrasturbating.
by Basscrack November 13, 2019
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