To kill time by masturbating.
Guy 1: So insteed of studying for my exam on Saturday, I'm watching porn...
Guy 2: Wow, you must really be Procrasturbating.
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Guy 2: Wow, you must really be Procrasturbating.
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by DbZ_smash May 7, 2010

Person 1: Jesus Christ i'm soo horny! I'd jack off but the computer is all the way in the other room!
Person 2: Stop your procrasturbation, put down the blunt and get the fucking vasoline!
Person 2: Stop your procrasturbation, put down the blunt and get the fucking vasoline!
by Cowboy Curtis June 19, 2009

Person- Dude, finals are next week. You should probably study.
Other Person- I know but procrasturbation feels too good!
Other Person- I know but procrasturbation feels too good!
by LOLKIT December 13, 2010

by uncreativepseudonym January 17, 2021

A new psychiatric malady and addiction: Procrasturbation...it's where you derive so much pleasure from putting important stuff off that you end up fucking yourself!
by eternal toddler June 1, 2016

To masturbate for large quantities of time, thus putting off something you are supposed to be doing instead.
1. Jose: Have you finished the homework assignment?
Chris: Nah man, I've been procrasturbating ever since I came home from school.
2. Eric: I don't feel like doing my work, I have better things to do!
John: Well make sure you don't procrasturbate like you did yesterday.
Chris: Nah man, I've been procrasturbating ever since I came home from school.
2. Eric: I don't feel like doing my work, I have better things to do!
John: Well make sure you don't procrasturbate like you did yesterday.
by dunebug October 15, 2010

I'm so sexually frustrated. I did a bunch of tweak last night and meant to get off but I ended up procrasturbating on Wikipedia instead.
by The Philosocologist March 10, 2015
