by maxlogicfan August 25, 2011
Get the painting my nails mug.Velvet Painting is a term used to describe an absolutely shitty situation. It can also be used to describe anything trashy as the name “velvet painting” naturally implies trashiness. The term Velvet Painting is usually used when something conjures up an image that is disturbing.
Friend: So I passed out in my bra and underwear last night after blowing my Uber driver.
Me: Well there’s a fucking velvet painting for ya.
Me: Well there’s a fucking velvet painting for ya.
by Nurse MJ March 25, 2018
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Verb: To spontaneously start singing the theme to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. It generally occurs in a large groups, but it can still happen to an individual. Usually, most people in the area stop what they are doing to join in.
So, I was with all of my friends and we just started Princing. It was awesome.
Ex:
Bob: Hey, wanna hear a story?
Joe: Ok.
Bob: So, I was shooting some--
Joe (joined in by Bob later): b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air"
I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said "I might as well kick it!"
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin' like?
Hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror!
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought naw forget it, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "yo, homes smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air!
Ex:
Bob: Hey, wanna hear a story?
Joe: Ok.
Bob: So, I was shooting some--
Joe (joined in by Bob later): b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air"
I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said "I might as well kick it!"
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin' like?
Hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror!
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought naw forget it, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "yo, homes smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air!
by Michael Domenic February 27, 2008
Get the princing mug.by dannomia January 2, 2007
Get the prinzings mug.v; To finger a girl, and then proceed to spread the juices on her body, preferably face, so that you can make some kinky work of art.
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Dude, i totally gave my girlfriend a finger painting last night!
Really? What'd you draw?
I put a sunshine on her face and then she blew me.
Thats what i call art appreciation.
Really? What'd you draw?
I put a sunshine on her face and then she blew me.
Thats what i call art appreciation.
by novalax715 December 25, 2008
Get the Finger Painting mug.1. The combination of the words "pre" and "drinking."
2. The physical act of consuming beverages (usually alcoholic) before arriving at a club, bar or night time entertainment.
3. Getting shit-faced before going out (colloquial).
2. The physical act of consuming beverages (usually alcoholic) before arriving at a club, bar or night time entertainment.
3. Getting shit-faced before going out (colloquial).
by buzz92 March 17, 2011
Get the Prinking mug.When a male pleases a woman orally starting from one hole and going to the other and repeat as necessary.
When a hot lady walks by a guy might say, MMMMM Yea ... I would love to paint her fence. Or he might say, I would paint her fence for free.
So ladies feel free to ask your men to show you there Fence Painting technique.
So ladies feel free to ask your men to show you there Fence Painting technique.
by Worms and Hispandican March 24, 2008
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