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Pretend

They don't want to pretend! You hear that? They don't want to pretend.
Hym "As they actively pretend I didn't just create A.I. at a whim to demonstrate my abject superiority to all men, women, and children... They don't want to pretend trans women are female... As they pretend a fat man is breaking in to the house one a year to give their piece of shit kids presents (even though they are bad and don't deserve presents)... They don't want to pretend."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
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Pretend-planning

Plans are made but only exist as mere ideas. These plans never take place. This does not mean that anyone disapproved of the plans; in fact, those involved usually have fun working through the planning process. However, usually, it is silently mutually understood that the plans are significantly more likely NOT to take place than to follow through.

Individuals that were involved in the initial planning usually stop committing after the excitement surrounding it has died down & reality has set in.
This is a tale-old occurrence that many of us will experience in our lives: the process of pretend-planning

Ex: The type of plans that you & your out-of-state boo make every other weekend, except they never follow through. The reality of the long distance between you 2 makes it difficult to commit.
While on their weekend hiking trip, their pretend-planning lead them to opt for brunch and bottomless mimosas instead of hitting the trails.
by MaggiesMind April 11, 2024
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First pretender

Members of first responders clubs who actively avoid their duties.
You: Bilal! Go help that injured person!
Bilal: No.
You: Bilal you are a first pretender.
by dabossdud June 13, 2022
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Pretendive

A person who pretends too much about everything or about some specific things .
He is soo pretendive infront of my parents for making a good image.
by Cate the capi July 1, 2022
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Pretend doesn't exist

a tiktok trend where you have to look at a sound and then pretend the person doesn't exist.
look at sound
me: pretend doesn't exist
by crystalusesdiscord February 14, 2022
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