Pressure Wash

When you stick your dick or a similar object into your partner/hooker's asshole, then you have them shit on said object while still holding it in as tightly as possible. This should cause the poop to go around the object and forcibly eject out the anus. The end result looks like a pressure washer spraying poop. DO NOT get in the way of this 'pressure washer,' it will inflict physical harm.

Note: Laxatives help to provide the consistency needed for the poop to flow like water.

Danny: Oh yeah John! Just a little deeper and then I'll pressure wash that silly grin off your face!

John: Yea! Pressure wash me all day! UNNGGHHH (orgasm) (poosplosion)

by tdnizzle111 May 30, 2011

Lush Pressure

Intense pressure to drink at a social event or night out. Lush Pressure is also common between housemates to drink on nights in. Phrases commonly used when applying Lush Pressure to another are: "why are you being so LAME!?"; "you are not the fun friend I know and love!"; "stop being such a wet-blanket".

I tried to take a vow of sobriety this week, but Ashley put so much Lush Pressure on me I ended up blacking out on a Monday."

by PopTart821 February 11, 2009

Pressure Cooking

The act up squeezing your dick in class without your hands, so you can satisfy yourself in secret.

Friend: Dude, why are you so relaxed all the time.
You: Because, my day includes regular acts of pressure cooking
Friend: What!?
You: You Know, I squeeze my dick between my legs to satisfy myself.

by gooeylooey November 20, 2016

Queer Pressure

A term for when a person is feeling pressured by others into experimenting or admitting they're gay or LGBTQ+ when they never considered it, or perhaps don't even want to be. Usually, towards people who fit a certain stereotype, or from people who become too invested in pride-related politics and forget other people's feelings.

Please don't queer pressure me; I appreciate that you guys will support and love me no matter what, but while this lifestyle may work for you it just isn't what I want for myself.

by Dr. Portmanteau June 14, 2021

Pear pressure

Being stoned to death, but instead of using rocks you use pears.

Bobo: Did you hear about how the mob plans to kill the president?

Nomnom: Oh yeah, pear pressure.

Bobo: Dumb shithole deserves it.

by Elpresedante January 19, 2018

Butthole pressure

1. When you have to poop really bad.
2. Peer pressure from peoole with names like Kieth or Karen.

1. Oh man, I am feeling some serious butthole pressure, I better go hit the bathroom. 2. This lady at work today wanted a refund, she was in the wrong but exerted some serious butthole pressure and my manager caved.

by BR34D November 4, 2019

pumpkin pressure

The irrational obsession with Halloween and anything Halloween related during the entire month of October and possibly up until Thanksgiving.

The pumpkin pressure is pretty thick this year I haven't seen Mike in anything but his Pikachu costume this week.

by MT_Scoop November 4, 2017