elo potion

A concoction of sorts.

Depending on the amount you consume it will increase your elo in a video game of your choice within 2-6 hours of consuming it, side effects may include wonkiness, loss of memory, bad things happening to you.

I drank the elo potion and everything just clicked, I finally managed to escape oompa loompa low.

Disgusting Low Master Dogs finally can't harass me anymore

by monsterman2781 March 24, 2024

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Cry Potion

The result of sniffing recreational drugs to the extent of purchasing an excessive amount leading to an empty bank balance the following morning also resulting in making you want to cry

John went out the other night and sniffed some cry potion, "cocaine" and looked at his bank balance the next morning and he felt like crying

by Tomr93 May 24, 2024

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Robbie potion

The most horrifying thing know to man, it has the power to destroy space and time

You'll know when you took the robbie potion, the world will end

by TheOtakuGod March 26, 2024

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Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

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