Poon

When you've got to poo real soon. The point at which you realize that it's coming, and pretty soon you won't be able to stop it, so you better find a fuckin toilet!

Get the fuck out of the shitter, I'm gonna poon!

by sirjamesalot October 16, 2008

poon

adj. Different useage of the word pwn.

When I go to play Couter-Strike with my hacks on, I poon noobs.

by JESUS April 14, 2005

Poon

female genitals

i dropped a load with my wet noodle on that chicks poon

by hty June 12, 2003

poon

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse

Jade: Oh man I wish he'd poon me up the ass

by Jerooo June 8, 2005

poon

A descriptive term to describe someone who is being lame; or sometimes replaced as a greeting

Person 1--You Want to go grab a drink?
Person 2--Nah, gotta work in the morning.
Person 1--Man, you are being such a poon!

Whaddup poon!

by Fishnuggets January 13, 2009

Pooned

The act of being so insecure that you must talk to every person in the room and tell them your last name is poon in an attempt to make them laugh and remember you.

I hate myself so much I pooned last night to try and make some friends. They laughed but ended up leaving me all alone.

by FuckDIss July 3, 2011

poon

moon with your penis

I can't believe that Jack pooned here.

by anonymous March 14, 2022