pussy poacher

A female homosexual; a complete lesbian.

Did you see Lisa's new haircut? She looks like a real pussy poacher!

by CIPianoMan November 7, 2005

Poached Eggs

Ejaculatory remnants floating in a hot tub that have coagulated and foamed in the bubbles

"We need to clean this hot tub. Look at all those poached eggs" or "No sweetheart, I'm not going to kiss you after you just ate all those poached eggs"

by Monroe July 7, 2003

poach

Taking something that simply is not yours. Usually for a limited time only, like

"Yo, I'll be in Orlando this weekend, can I poach your couch?"

by Hank Whittier September 13, 2003

Poaching

the immoral actions of an adult male who dates and buys things for teenage girls to seduce them into sex.

John got his ass kicked from the father of that teenage girl he was poaching.

by Maxwell July 3, 2004

Poach

To scroll through someone's Facebook friends to see if there is anyone you might (kinda) know to add as your own friend

I poached my old roommate from Mike's friends today.

I'm bored with my friends, I'm going poaching today.

That guy John from your party poached me yesterday.

by ledbyrain January 13, 2009

Poaching the Rhino

To whack ones self. To bust one out, to sexually satisify ones self.

While at home, jack's Dad walked in on him Poaching the Rhino. Embarrassed he said to his father "what you never did it?"

by Meoff first name Jack June 1, 2009

Friend poach

The art of stealing ones friends to chat it up with them.
(e.g. taking a friends hottie and trying to make said hottie your own friend ;-)

Hey Stephen I noticed a hot red head on your myspace. It's time to friend poach and make her mine too. hehehe

by John McStephenson May 7, 2008