pipe dream

A vain dream that will never happen, given the harsh reality of life.

World peace and human equality are examples of pipe dreams because humans are more naturally inclined to kill off their competition than to cooperate.

by AYB May 21, 2003

Pipe Dream

A dream that is so unrealistic that you would have to be smoking a crack pipe to believe it could come true.

A midget who thinks he can play in the NBA is living a pipe dream.

by Fast Eddy 13 April 22, 2012

pipe or swipe

To bang (if given the chance) or if given the chance, they wouldn't take it.

The new smash or pass.

Matt: hey see that chick over there...?
Jose: yeah what about her?
Matt: pipe or swipe?
Jose: oh definitely pipe!

by Think_blue23 January 7, 2017

Pipe Cutter

Another name for the anus. The booty hole. The winker. The balloon knot.

I pounded her ass last night and I must say, that was one snug little pipe cutter. She was one strong clinch from pinching it right off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017

pipe slinger

A man who fucks his ex girlfriend that fucked with him while they were dating.

Guy 1: Shit, you fucked your ex in Disney, didn’t she mess you up?
Guy 2: Haha, yea.
Guy 1: Damn you’re a fuckin pipe slinger!

by JaqueF708 February 28, 2019

Pipe the fuck down

1. Shut Up. Generally used whenever someone is being especially loud or annoying
2. I'm going to set fire to your house tonight. Generally used whenever a person does a rude action that would not make logical sense under the first definition. Popularized by Jenna Marbles, most of these threats soon prove to be legitimate.

1. Person A: blahblahblahblahblah
Person B: PIPE THE FUCK DOWN

2. Person A: -cuts Person B on an escalator-
Person B: -whispers into ear- Pipe.. the fuck..... down
Person A died at 6:48 pm in a brutal fire.

by Mr. Handlebars January 10, 2013

pipe layer

A guy who is a tremendously good fuck

Yeah, I got down with that dude... he is a real pipe layer

by sweetgirl May 30, 2005