Philosophy Oven

A space, physical or theoretical, in which philosophical ideas, problems, and abstract concepts are processed for a period of time.

I didn't understand the lecture, so I put it in my philosophy oven and thought about it for a week.

by MaverickPianist June 1, 2023

Domestic Philosophy

The philosophical study of real time events that relates to your personal life expressed through videos and pictures.

Domestic Philosophy is also known as memes.

by Short Changed Hero August 31, 2023

political philosophy

A euphemism used to describe the meticulous theorizing of lazy college students, wherein they bounce ideas back and forth without any sort of factual basis or support. See, mental masturbation. See, armchair politics.

Ralph thought that legalizing prostitution would be awesome, because then he could get laid.
Ralph brought up this idea in his political science class without doing any sort of research or considering the reality of the situation.
He called it 'political philosophy'.
His professor gave him a verbal thrashing.

by that girl you hate August 1, 2006

Facebook philosophy

Spread like wildfire by the semi-literate and white trash, a quote that starts with either « Life, Love, or A Real Man... » followed by some god-awful half-witted analogy, written by some incult, uneducated and unintelligent teenager.

A real man doesn't care what color you wore today... or some other inept facebook philosophy.

by Villies August 4, 2013

Philosophy student

Lazy and overprotective over dead pieces of wood (books).

It's ok, he's a philosophy student...

by ME-(=_=)- June 7, 2011

Obama Philosophy

Where you say an amazing, epic speech to someone in need or help in life, to make obama proud!

Everyone wishes they could change something in their past, somethings they have said, done or anything else, but that's life you gotta not think about the past but only, the future. The future is a present that you can shape and create to whatever you want..." I said. "Damn, thats was some good Obama Philosophy right there

by Blooxpert February 26, 2011

Breitman Philosophy

A commitment to excilence involving fraternity parties and the girls that attend those parties. Practicing of the Breitman Philosophy: 1: No fat chicks at any party because they are fat and noone likes them anyway. Ex. G Phi B, AEPhi. 2: Goobers, "Gamers", nerds, fags, deuches shall not attend any party becuase they talk to each other and noone else ,are a waste of space, and creep girls out. Ex. Honig. 3: Party with other greeks becuase its fun and most of them are really cool guys and it gives your house good rep. Ex: April 27, 2007, the party that made AEPi and ASU history. WELCOME TO THE NEW ERA OF AEPI.

In order to run a successful fraternity, follow the Breitman Philosophy. Followers include: Brock, Stolier, Stromberg, Weisenberg, Hirshman, Mindlin.

by Cobra Chi December 26, 2008