Pet Wussy

Owning a pet, that so happens to be a wussy

“Have you seen the girl with a Pet Wussy?”
“No, why?”
“Ok”

by Osakinator July 9, 2022

pet-friend

When you like making fun of one of your friends usually all the time, that friend is your pet-friend

Andy is always making fun of her pet-friends Charlie and Daniel.

by Andy S² November 20, 2015

pet the kitty

to finger a girl

He likes to pet his girlfriend's kitty to get her off.

by mury December 1, 2003

pet plant

A non-animal companion. Gives pleasure and satisfaction in caring for it. An alternative to a conventional animal pet such as a cat, dog or rabbit. Similar to having a pet rock.

"I couldn't afford a dog anymore and my new apartment complex has a hefty pet-deposit, so I decided to get a pet plant. I feel happy taking care of it everyday."

by yes juanito yes July 6, 2014

Pet Void

The vary large emotional vacuum created by the loss of a beloved family companion.

Awww, man. This fuckin' suxx! Lost my dog to a heart tumor and my cat to leukemia...gotta fill my pet void with something to love before I go crazy...so sad.

by YAWA October 25, 2019

Pet Cemetery

Where gerbils and other small animals go to die.

I'll give you a ride to the mall right after I fuck you in the pet cemetery.

by Pnoder July 1, 2009

Pet rock

In corporate speak, it refers to an management or executive "pet project" that may or my not warrant the current level of attention or investment were it not for their personal support. It may mean that the executive has a personal stake in the success of the pet rock initiative and will not allow the perception of "failure", regardless of its actual merit.

Corporate peon 1: What a worthless project. Why are we still doing that?
Corporate peon 2: That's Mr. Whitmer's pet rock. There's nothing we can do about it.

by Doodie McPoo February 15, 2014