Pen Islands

An uninhabited group of islands off the coast of Canada, part of the Canadian Arctic Archipelago and Nunavet. It is split into the East Pen Island and West Pen Island

When I went to the Pen Islands yesterday, there weren't any people there.

by AnnexTheFrikinZero December 25, 2012

pen on a rose

HELLA OLD term (circa 1963/64) for a crack pipe due to the resemblance of the thin stem and the crack smoke "blossoming" into the shape of a flower.

Say cat, I needs me a new pen on a rose, Richard Pryor busted mine!

by ichabod October 15, 2005

Pen Island

A wonderful place where Pedo Bears roam and you can find rainbows, sunshine, and unicorns! There's a lot of good therapists there as well!

Pen Island is right of the coast of Virginia.

by penisland resident May 1, 2011

pen you in

A play on the phrase "pencil you in" but adds additional emphasis on the intention of the commitment.

remley: hey wanna get some sushi tomorrow?
erica: most deff. i will pen you into my schedule.

by erieee December 14, 2009

pen-bat

holding a penis up like a baseball bat in preparation for smacking someone across the face.

When she turned back around, she only saw his pen-bat for a second before he smacked her right in the face.

by Pasquali the Italian Lovemaker May 13, 2006

Pen Argyl

A small town in Northampton County PA. Abundant in in women easy enough to sleep with, but only a few attractive enough to make the VD's worth it. Now culturally dead, Pen Argyl was once full of Cornish song and dance. Founded in 1573 by disgraced Cornish slate miners, they settled in Pen Argyl it being the only other place in the world with the slate and depression reserves of Cornwall. Birthplace of the pastie, slatediving, slateboarding, slateshooting, quates(probably), and the reverse frogman. More recently Pen Argyl has been named home of the worlds most rancid washing rag and is in the running for having more dead skunks on main roads than most other towns with a population over 700 people would find exceptable. At some point someone from the olympics pissed in the sewars of Pen Argyl, the town is still a buzz.

Pen Argyl
rancid
reverse frogman
slate
pastie

by Veacane December 14, 2010

pen whore

a person who is addicted to pens, will borrow your pen and not give it back. known to stop by the bank everday just to get the free pen.

"I can't believe you didn't get me any pens at that convention you went to? ....You know i'm a pen whore!

by demon1luv July 9, 2006