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putting lipstick on a pig

A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people.

Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.
The dude in that car yard just put a body kit on that piece of shit. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig
by Scoundrel August 10, 2004
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Bubble Bass' order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate/cringiest food to ever exist.
"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass
by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019
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heart attack on a plate

A termendous pile of greasy food that is all served on one plate. Quite likely to be seen at buffet restaurants.
*Nick D and one of his friends from the ghetto are out dining at the Golden Corral*

Nick D: *accidently spits out his drink while alarmed by the sight of a morbidly obese man serving himself pounds of fatty meat on a single plate* Holy shit, yo check out that niggapotamus over there serving himself a whole heart attack on a plate!
Nick's homie: I see that. Daaayum, that be one fool who needa check himself before he wrecks himself with that metric shitload of grease.
Nick D: Yeah I bet that sucka's soon gonna need an ox cart to carry his Jabba the Hutt ass around.
by Mark H September 23, 2004
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on a wave

being mellow , relaxed. Good Vibe(s)
Don't blow my high im " on a wave "
by sixsound April 15, 2016
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butts on a lip

An exclamation of excitement when someone does something woke af
When Rupal got a Brazilian before the blowbang the guys all pulled their lips and screamed “Butts on a lip!”

Rotilius squealed “Butts on a lip!” As soon as the guys started mentioning various fast food locations.

Girth had to say “butts on a lip” when he saw the guys mince into the room.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
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fr on a mug

Friend: Lets get on Skribbl.io
Me: Fr on a mug yessir
Friend: Yeeeeeiiiir
by fr on a mug123 December 12, 2020
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