by Jahtay May 29, 2008
Get the offspring mug.Term coined(by my bro MMV) to describe the people who work at Apple stores. These fucking tools willl do everything in their power to NOT help you, and leave hanging out to dry. They walk around with their stupid ipod's and think they are the best thing to come along since the horseless carriage. You can get put on some list to get help , but there is no rhyme or reason to how one can get on said list. They walk past you if you need help into the back room where the gents service each others manhoods. The service needless to say eats dick just like the fucking nerds who work there, not to be critical just sayin'.
by TV CAR July 25, 2010
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An illegal move in football, often mis-understood and often questioned by females with no football knowledge to their more football-aware partners.
Imagine you are in a shop queuing in single file. The girl in front doesn't have her purse, then you realise you don't have yours. The solution is your mate at the back can throw you hers. Once the purse is thrown you can dodge round the girl in front, catch it and run to the cashier. BUT, you must remember that until your mate has "actually thrown the purse" it would be wrong to be in front of the other girl and you would be OFFSIDE!!
by Andrea2580 June 19, 2010
Get the Offside mug.(In UK Football) Offside is when an attacker is passed the ball while they have pasta bake in their hand and the reciver has a cucumber in their mouth
Fan1: oyyyy how is that not offside?!
Fan2: bloody dirty offside that is.. look you can see the cucumber in his mouth?!!
Fan2: bloody dirty offside that is.. look you can see the cucumber in his mouth?!!
by T.Barker🌵🌟 October 31, 2017
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Activities or hobbies done by a nerd so that they will seem less nerdy to other people.
Play on words from Carbon Offset Credit.
Play on words from Carbon Offset Credit.
Jim - "So I just started taking salsa dance lessons."
Sam - "Oh, trying to get some nerd offset credits?"
Sam - "Oh, trying to get some nerd offset credits?"
by leep80 May 8, 2008
Get the nerd offset credit mug.Offshoring is a practice where companies pay foreign workers 1/3 the pay for work (such as software development). What compaines fail to understand is that it takes the offshore workers 4 times as long to perform their work, and the resulting product is sub-par at best.
Local programmer makes $60.00 / hour.
The company decides to use offshoring to send the work to India for $20.00 / hour.
Instead of taking 8 hours to write a program locally (for a total of $480.00) they offshore the work and it takes 32 hours (for a total of $640.00) and the resulting program has text like:
"For more instruction be to clicking the yes button."
Pay more, get worse products, and take longer to get it done.
The company decides to use offshoring to send the work to India for $20.00 / hour.
Instead of taking 8 hours to write a program locally (for a total of $480.00) they offshore the work and it takes 32 hours (for a total of $640.00) and the resulting program has text like:
"For more instruction be to clicking the yes button."
Pay more, get worse products, and take longer to get it done.
by Joe Blow Programmer April 11, 2007
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