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awkward octopus

when a person goes in to hug you, and you don't feel comfortable, so you flail your arms and legs and make the moment more awkward.

2 arms + 2 legs + 2 arms + 2 legs = 8 limbs! Thus the octopus
Jimmy tried to hug me today, so I gave him an awkward octopus!
by awkwardpanda March 5, 2013
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Indian Octopus

Where you shove 8 gummy worms (specifically sour) into a girls butthole, then you proceed into anal intercourse. After the girl will blow you off with all the sugar on your dick.
Wow, that indian octopus was sweet!
by Nonextto February 4, 2017
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Doctor Octopus

Dr. Otto Octavius. A nuclear scientist and skilled inventor, he created a set of four robotic tentacles that were controlled with a neural interface. After a lab accident welded them to his body, he suffered brain damage and became a mad megalomaniac- and arguably the biggest headache for Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: *exists*

Doctor Octopus: I'm about to squash this spider's heroics.
by Exterminator (not really) October 20, 2019
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Spicy octopus

When you dip all 8 fingers in hot sauce, put 2 in her vagina, 2 in her butt, 2 in her mouth, and and one in each nostril
“How did last night go with Kim?” “It was going really well, but I got excited after dinner and gave her the spicy octopus, she wouldn’t talk to me after that”
by JB707 February 25, 2021
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Hung like an octopus

A saying used to describe someone's penis size. Wether it means they are large or small is entirely open to interpretation
Chris: Dude, dosn't Alex have a huge cock?
Tyler: I heard he was hung like an octopus!
by EdgarW December 24, 2008
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Octopus Fuck Session

Where a man has eight penises in his mouth and his ass at the same time.
Jim: "Yeah man last night me and 16 other fellas had an Octopus Fuck Session, it felt nice."
Jerry: "Damn dude, wish I was there."
by IheartGayButtSex May 30, 2018
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Octopus

A creature with a head and eight dicks used to massage the vagina
Brenden: “Dang motherfucker that creature has eight dicks!”

David: “Oh that’s just an octopus”
by Grandma Toots April 27, 2019
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