a parent who is always doing everything at the same time. seeing to multiple children's needs at once
by themadsinger April 13, 2022
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by WTFAWTA December 20, 2022
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when a person goes in to hug you, and you don't feel comfortable, so you flail your arms and legs and make the moment more awkward.
2 arms + 2 legs + 2 arms + 2 legs = 8 limbs! Thus the octopus
2 arms + 2 legs + 2 arms + 2 legs = 8 limbs! Thus the octopus
by awkwardpanda March 5, 2013
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by Nonextto February 4, 2017
Get the Indian Octopus mug.Dr. Otto Octavius. A nuclear scientist and skilled inventor, he created a set of four robotic tentacles that were controlled with a neural interface. After a lab accident welded them to his body, he suffered brain damage and became a mad megalomaniac- and arguably the biggest headache for Spider-Man.
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“How did last night go with Kim?” “It was going really well, but I got excited after dinner and gave her the spicy octopus, she wouldn’t talk to me after that”
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