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Overworker

Salaried employee who intentionally works extra unpaid hours, and makes sure management notices.
“That Madison of yours, isn't she quite the overworker. Looks like you’ve got yourself a real keener there.”

“You know what, here's the thing: I really can’t tell if she gets any more done than anyone else on that team. What I do know is I have to pay the cleaning staff overtime to not finish the washroom til she goes home. So annoying. When we cut down next month, she’s first to go.”
Overworker by PJMac August 21, 2012
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hiroshima oven mit

A Japanese sexual fetish in which a woman gets fisted both vaginally and anally. Usually there is no sexual climax involved.
I hear Mr. Takanaka and his wife have quite a sex life.

Yes, I hear they 've even been practicing hiroshima oven mit.

Overwatch Competitive 

When no one protects the fuckn payload and the russians wont stop screaming and when everything is cancer
overwatch competitive, goodluck winning........

mind over mattress 

The act of engaging one's brain in an effort to wake up from deep sleep.
On weekends and on Monday mornings, it's always mind over mattress. My alarm clock tries to scare the daylights into me.

Bring Over the Granite 

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.
"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."

Oversized Cock Disorder

Oversized Cock Disorder (OCD for short) is a common mental health condition where a persons penis size is exponentially increased by up to 20x the average. Not to be confused with its predecessor Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Oversized Cock Disorder is extremely rare condition found in 1 in 69420 males.

Wardy Joubert III, a football diagnosed with ocd got a 28.3 increase measuring a whopping 144.33" this is the most severe case recorded to this day.
John: I've got OCD
Lucy: So you get anxious when things are out of order?
John: No... I have Oversized Cock Disorder
Oversized Cock Disorder by Peak#7550 December 16, 2021

get over here 

What Scorpion (Mortal Kombat Ninja) saids when shooting out a rope with a tipped Kunai at the end that impales itself in his victims allowing him to pull them closer to him for a free hit.
Scorpion-"Get over here" (shoots kunai)
Eg.Sub Zero-(pulled towards Scorpion)
Scorpion-(Upper cuts the shit out of Sub Zero)
get over here by TheRealTricko June 19, 2006