nun wrestling

Nun wrestling is the act of devoted Catholic nuns, battling it out in an arena, which is typically surrounded by horny priests. The prizes often include rape and bible studies.

I bought some tickets to see nun wrestling at the local parish, it’s going to be tremendous fun

by ThatButtersFella June 26, 2018

Fun Nun

A woman who has a very innocent demeanour or reputation but is actually very sexually wild.

She was so cute and innocent but when we got back to her place, she showed me what the true meaning of fetish is. She’s an absolute fun nun.

She comes off very shy but I think she’s actually a fun nun.

by Nicelikeiceguy February 06, 2019

Battle Nun

A nun, typically scantily clad, who participates in battle but only after she’s bared an appropriate amount of children, most commonly one

“Thank god that battle nun showed up, or I never would’ve gotten little Jimmy AND slain the Lich.”

by BookerWake February 18, 2019

nuns nasty

name given to the vagina of a catholic nun.

It's dam hot and i am as dry as a NUNS NASTY.

by MrMopar August 12, 2011

Nun's Cunt

Used to describe a close relationship. One in which two people can share anything with eachother.

Annika you can tell me anything, we are as tight as a Nun's Cunt.

by TheKidTK February 01, 2011

nun house

A place where single women live to have children and live with nuns and become sexy nuns after they leave..just to go and have more children. Located in Toronto

rachel: I wanna live in the nun house!
carol: *puff* no you dont *puff* yes you do its a good place
sarah: ME TOO
blake: hey..stfu..
jose: k?
rachel and sarah: WE'RE GOING TO THE NUN HOUSE TO ESCAPE THIS TREATMENT!
josh: *giggles*

by choling July 26, 2006

nun-shiv

Two shivs connected at the back or blunt side by either magnets, string, or chain resembling a pair of nun-chucks except with blades.

1.) Dammit Dave get the hell out of my office or your gunna get nun-shived!

2.) John: "Dang man Tim looks pissed."

Pete: "Yah stay away from him right now, or you might get shived. I seen that he keeped nun-shives in his office."

by Jceasle June 10, 2010