numpty 

a stoner named ackey dwyer

dont need one..he's a numpty

numpty by hoolie July 25, 2003

Numpty 

An excellent beer (OG1044 4.2% abv)brewed at the microbrewery of The Ram’s Head, Wakefield Road, Sowerby Bridge, West Yorkshire HX6 2AZ.
Have too many and you turn into one....

glug.... burp..........

Numpty by Ian Hamer November 27, 2003

Numpty 

Known throughout Essex as "A Morgan"

I'll just have to bin and grear it
Having a laugh at my suspense

Numpty by Matt June 14, 2004

NUMPTY 

Someone who is as numb as the day is long. When said person makes a stupid error no one else would ever do, or admit to anyway.

"You Numpty" you've just run over the cat!. The shear numptyness of the man was unbelievable.

NUMPTY by jill harrison November 2, 2006

numpty 

a bastard turnip

you fucking numpty mr murray

numpty by blaze11 June 20, 2004

numpty 

Patrick Numpty Carolan

Is a silly b*ll*cks from County Louth who drives a clapped out BMW.
A complete know all who is so fond of himself that he would crawl up his own arse.

numpty by All in production.Engineering,Quality,Wood,etc January 26, 2005

Numpty 

No kiddin'. A numpty is a wee gob stopper ( for you English a small round hard sweet similar in size to an aniseed ball). I've had a box.

Stop sookin' all those numpties - you'll get plukes and you're ugly enough

Numpty by Frank Hughes December 12, 2003