numpty

Andy Flynn

oh god it's that scouse numpty again

by geoff titman January 31, 2003

numpty

a self centred oppinionated iq searching sociopath called kev...who cannot dance gets a sad on at every occasion and spends all his time sucking up to the likes of David Brent..... he might also have a middle management jobby in the council.. and drives a souped up audi.

quote..."which numpty shot my car"

by plain but smart July 25, 2008

numpty

A member of Totalgames who was also previously an egg.

I ought to numpty you (register you in totalgames, or make you an omelette)

by Nuttey Cubey July 9, 2003

numpty

Small and rotund. Abused and loved.

"Where's my numpty?"

by Numpty buy July 8, 2003

numpty

20 stone,15 month old toddler,with 300 teeth and congealed snot/drool oozing from every facial orafice.

offspring of elton john

by mr. e. john April 17, 2003

numpty

A certain person who works 9 days on and 5 days off at our place of work.

Those numpty flexi workers are useless.

by franky July 11, 2004

numpty

Slightly ditzy and insane to the point that no object is safe.

What sort of numpty are you

by S Chilton March 2, 2003