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Not Safe For Work

What Urban Dictionary would be if every definition had a picture with it.
I can't even search up the number 70 without it being not safe for work!
by xxxman360 May 31, 2018
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Not in THIS house

"Not in THIS house" is a phrase used to let someone know that whatever they're doing/saying is highly inappropriate. Often used in a joking manner.
Tommy is saying goodnight to his girlfriend at his parents house. An act which his parents mistake for him having sex. His mom pulls him aside and yells "Not in THIS house!"

John: "Dude your sister is so hot!"
Jack: "Not in THIS house!"
by jdizzledinmypants January 17, 2009
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what's not to like?

1. A declaration of complete approval, usually said after listing several qualities of the thing being approved; frequently used in an ironic or sarcastic sense. Popularized by sitcoms like Friends and Seinfeld.

2. Title of a Hannah Montana song.
"He's tall, he's sweet, has a great sense of humor, and he has a great job - what's not to like?"

"Upset? Why would I be upset? We've totaled the car, we can't get out, we wrecked an orphanage, the cops are on the way, and we've got 3 kilos in the trunk! I mean, what's not to like?"

Ross: It tastes like feet!
Joey Tribbiani: Well, I like it.
Ross: Are you kidding?
Joey Tribbiani: I mean, what's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good!
by smendler July 28, 2010
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I am not okay with this

An epic Netflix original that got cancelled after the first season. Netflix, you have seriously bad taste in cancelling shows.
Feliz: Hey did you watch I am not okay with this?
Mia: Yessss
Felix: Netflix cancelled it!
Mia: I cannot believe Netflix had the AUDACITY to cancel it!
by Francesca is hot March 26, 2021
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Not me

You
not me
by Mayoisyummy October 29, 2019
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Not My Bag

To not be of someone's 'thing,' interest, taste or expertise. A polite way of saying that you have no interest whatsoever in what is being suggested or discussed. Can also be used in admitting ignorance of a certain subject.

Compare 'bag' to cup of tea. Perhaps derived from 'bag of tea.'
1. Guy: Want to come to the body building show with me this Sunday?
Gal: Uh, no, that's not my bag.

2. Fellow: Do you know any jazz clubs around here?
Buddy: Sorry, that's not really my bag.
by audiomasochist October 28, 2013
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When you come at the king, you best not miss.

One of Omar Little's best lines. He's the king of West-Baltimore and warns his enemies that they only have one shot or else they're gone.
When you come at the king, you best not miss.
by Omar's Shotgun June 29, 2017
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