Norwegian Giftwrapping

Norwegian Giftwrapping is an ancient Norwegian hunting tradition. It is the act of wrapping your scrotum over a persons mouth, and then putting your anal sphincter over his nose. You then complete the ritual by making an emission of intestinal gas from the anus.

1. "Hey Lars is sleeping, lets give him a Norwegian Giftwrapping!"

2. "I woke my mum with a Norwegian Giftwrapping the other day. She vomited all over the place, it was hysterical!"

by Norwegian Pecker December 24, 2009

norwegian wood

After the popular Beatles song by John Lennon, it is the term for the hard-on you get while talking to a girl only to be turned down when you get to the bedroom.

"Man, this girl was coming on to me, talkin' dirty, telling me she was open for anything... Took me upstairs at the end of the night..."
"Oh yeah? What'd you get out of it?"
"Norwegian wood, man. Norwegian wood."

by Stranger from Toronto May 5, 2009

Norwegian Yak

A Scandinavian Viking diety with extremely massive reproductive appendages protruding from his luscious loins.

Thor was hung like a Norwegian Yak.

by JAJNJD April 6, 2010

[norwegian wardog]

the evolution of blumpkin/lumpkin. you receive a blowjob, while taking a shit, WHILE eating pizza. three of the best feelings in the world.

"that girl gives a damn good norwegian wardog!"

by norwegian wardog October 18, 2008

Norwegian Toothpaste

When your girl is on her period and she doesn’t shower, you peel the dried blood off and brush your teeth with it

Chad: Yeah man, Samantha was on her period last week so she let me have Norwegian Toothpaste

by Little_Lady_225 August 7, 2020

Norwegian Plunker

The act of defecating into a woman's vagina.

Me and my girlfriend needed to spice up our sex life, so I layed a Norwegian Plunker in her.

by Dave B. October 27, 2003

Norwegian Roundhouse

It simply involves three Chinese Midgets. They simultaniously fuck a bitch in all three of her orifices (her pussy, ass, and mouth).

Mr. Deez wishes he had a cunt, so he could partake in the Norwegian Roundhouse with those three Chinese Midgets.

by Deez, Mr. Deez July 6, 2006