Norwegian Nutstomp

When one person hang glides, and at the last second, drops from the hang glider and kicks the other person in the nuts.

Jon Norwegian nutstomped Jaden so hard that, sadly, he had to get his testacles amputated.

by Jethro_Bob May 23, 2013

norwegian speed bump

you take a 'fartsdump' on a girls chest

Bro, I just gave that girl a Norwegian Speed Bump in the guest bedroom.

by J-Rock and the Rock Pile January 5, 2014

Norwegian wood

Used in the Beatles album named "Rubber Soul"
It is assumed that the girl's house being sung about is made of Norwegian Wood.

Isn't it good, Norwegian wood.

by Michael "Zippy" Warncke May 23, 2004

Norwegian Carwash

A term commonly attributed to the act of fellating a man as he passes stool.

I just made $6.oo giving Norwegian Carwashes in the bathroom of the gas station downtown.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008

Norwegian bad-trip

Getting so high on shrooms you accidentally rape, pillage and conquer parts of England

This shit is so strong i got a Norwegian bad-trip

by Fjellanger January 3, 2018

Norwegian Snowglobe

When you blow into a girl's mouth then shake her head around like a globe.

Susie was all dizzy after I gave her a Norwegian Snowglobe.

by Fuckyeah May 20, 2006

Greedy Norwegian

The act of getting a cheap prostitute to shave your gooch and when she's half way through, you shit on her face.

I gave her a greedy norwegian last night.

by SquishMitten4 November 2, 2006