neardead

old or elderly person

Neardeads are the connection between Social Security and slot machines.

by Gpa Lep! April 12, 2011

Nardoning

the act of taking a girl during a party and proceeding to having sexual intercourse in the bed of any nearby pick-up trunk.

Bro #1: Hey dude did you see where Ashley went?
Bro #2: Yeah bro, I think Jake is Nardoning her in his truck
Bro #1: Damn bro in the middle of this party?!
Bro 2#: Yeah bro

by Zexima January 2, 2012

Nard Gobbler

An idiot or someone who sucks at just about everything.

Dude! You totally just got us in trouble...fucking nard gobbler.

by Merch-Ant September 8, 2013

Nardya

A super hot person that you want in your pants but you know (said hot person) just think of you as a friend

“She’s my Nardya”

by buxdeluxtenhunnit March 10, 2020

Nardog

The definition of Nardog is a straight badass. He is one sexy ass motherfucker with a big dick and is everything a girl would ever want. He is very caring, funny, handsome, tall, and a baller. Many guys strive to be like him but no one can reach the level of Nardog. He is alpha.

Dayumm can Nardog rail me already

by therealrufus October 27, 2020

Nard Monkey

Is a male primate who can both eat and possess nards simultaneously.

Andrew: "Ryan you know what you are?"

Ryan: "What?"

Andy: "You're a Nard Monkey"

Ryan: *cries*

by HoloConch January 29, 2021

Nonard

An incompetent human being, especially regarding video game related tasks.

HAHAh nonard you can't even speed run dis video game in 15 minutes!!11?/
You large dense overweight nonard!!/!/

by Nibot99 December 10, 2021