Natty Splatty's

The diarrhea type version of shits you get after a night of drinking Natural Light

Dude, when i woke up this morning i had the worst Natty Splatty's ever

by goodfella695 January 9, 2008

nettleton

One who gets around and/or carries many std's and sti's. Avoid these individuals at all cost because of their ability to easily transmit venereal disease. Synonymous with petri dish.

Mike: Wash your hands after talking to that girl.
Johnny: Why?
Mike: She is a complete nettleton. You could honestly contract anything from her.
-2 weeks later-
Johnny: Dude why does it burn when I pee now?
Mike: You should have washed your hands...

by Free STD Screenings October 26, 2011

Nutty Buddy

The new term for "friends with benefits".

Donald and I are nutty buddy's

by cswain February 18, 2008

nitty

a nitty is someone who people sell drugs to

i gotta go meet dese nittys 2 sell dis heroin

by alwayscorrectman October 5, 2009

Nitty

The origin of the noun sense (“dope fiend, druggie”) is unknown, but could refer to a person who is under the influence of drugs to the extent that he or she is careless about personal hygiene and unkempt. Compare the verb nit (“to be a nitty”).

Yoooooo that homeless guy looks like a bitty cuse he got drugs in his hand

Bitch do you see that nitty begging for toilet paper on my lawn woooooah

by MAHMOOD THE MIDGET July 25, 2019

netto

Here is a quaint little ditty I made up aboot Netto's
NETTO'S!
You shop all day,
You shop all night,
You come back home with a bag of shite!

Netto's- it's scandinavian for value!

by Stacie July 28, 2004

Natty Ice

1. Slang for alchoholic beverage known for its large (pint sized) cans, cheap value (cheaper than canned soda), and large percentage of alchohol per volume (5.9%) 2. Common referance to any drink with taste resembling metallic piss water and salt. 3. Common tool for so called "Natty Baths" in which a person is covered in fiss from a shaken container. 4. Cause of more college headaches and oversleeping than studying, tool for forging of fond memories.

Warning: Never drink. If necesary drink quickly and when already drunk. Poisonous if ingested warm.
Black Man's Beer; White Boys Fear.

"Dude, I can't believe this toilet water tastes better than Natty Ice."

"Feels like smelted Iron going down, but don't get hope full cause on the way back up - and it will come back up - it tastes like Natty Ice."

by Wart the Dick May 11, 2004