Near Snuffkin Experience

When one performs the act of Blumpkin, nearly dies, has to be resuscitated and survives, living to tell the tale.

Granddad: Hey did I ever tell you kids about my Near Snuffkin Experience?

Grandchild: No, please do go on.

by The Juggernaught November 1, 2009

Nega-penis

When someone's penis is so small it exists inside the body of the owner of the nega-penis.

Girl: I wanna fuck Jim.
Guy: you can't, he has a nega-penis.

by b0red1ncla55 September 23, 2015

negabooty

The negabooty is not simply the absence of booty. Rather, it is the complete opposite of having a booty at all. Where gluteous mass should be, therein resides an infinite black hole, supermassive only in its absence. Where squishy butt stuff for centuries had classicslly remained, no matter, not even the potrusion of hips can eke into existence with the living.

Some claim the negabooty is a myth. But I saw it damnit, I saw it with my own two eyes!

Guy 1: Look at that Negabooty

Guy 2: Damn

by Almost Me October 18, 2015

Nearsighted Gynecologist

Having to be very close to a vagina or a butt.

Nearsighted Gynecologist- being extremely close than usual to a womans genitals.
Well, I hope you clean your booty really good, because I would hate to be your gynecologist.

by Phoneix86 May 6, 2018

nearhead

A total dunce, like you

Go eat plywood you fucking nearhead

by binginglebrob January 3, 2021

Nearra

A beautiful young women who just wants to be loved and is very loyal to those she loves. Nearra is a very smart young lady who loves to have fun, but is super laid back and chill.

I really like Nearra. :)

by Nearra.alexis March 16, 2021

Near COVID experience

When you escape infection, because you missed a meeting with a person, that turned out to be infected.

"Hey babe, remember when you wanted to come over, but decided stay home?"
"Yeah, your roommate tested positive next day."
"That's what I call a near COVID experience."

by TheInfectious February 6, 2022