Ng Zheng

Radiant in Valorant. Very good at every game he touches. Pogchamp at whatever sports he plays. Has very good deez nuts jokes.

Ng Zheng is so good at Valorant that I'm cumming in my pants.

by NotNutz November 22, 2021

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kinantot ng malas

when you get fucked by fate
when you get fucked by life

Siya ay kinantot ng malas nang siya'y makatapak ng tae.

by yayeyiyoyu November 27, 2018

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A white substance from 'kuribitbet' or 'pandakaki puti' plant, a Philippine tropical shrub, which is used traditionally by young boys to make their penises fully ready to be circumcized. They put a small amount of the substance around their 'burat' or glans penis which will then get very itchy. Because of the itch, they will not feel any pain as they pull down the skin covering the 'glans penis'. As the skin is being pulled down, the penis will become 'sakat'.

1. Kung hindi ka pa sakat, lagyan mo ng 'dagta ng kuribitet' 'yang burat mo. (If your penis is not yet ready for circumcision, apply some 'dagta ng kuribitbet' onto your (glans penis) dick head.

by Aoikage September 2, 2021

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Teacher Ng

a somewhat teacher who gives suicidal thoughts, anxiety, depression and ptsd to students

bro teacher ng was so scary

by unknown wok April 11, 2022

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Jasmine Ng

A Person that’s like Lilly Ng that won’t stop thinking that she’s a cartoon but instead changes her name to something bad… but at the end she will wake up and stop thinking she is.She sometimes become a monster or become a liar,and instead fake loving somebody.

Jasmine Ng is kinda a fake *Cartoon name*. But lets hope she changed!

by LillyNgSumLui March 27, 2022

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