nemestreet

A lightly-trafficked cross street that always holds you up with a red light - often one which takes FOREVER to turn green.

I'd have made it on time to my waxing were it not for my nemestreet. Willoughby Avenue parked me for what seemed like five minutes and not one car or pedestrian crossed the intersection!

by SHLA October 1, 2010

Nemered

Passing out from excessive drinking while in Japan and having your friends insert an eel in your rectum.

I cannot believe how much he is drinking tonight. He should get nemered if he gets as sloppy as I think he is going to get.

by Huddy6969.2 May 2, 2010

Nemolicious

a very attractive, beautifu or sexy woman often described as phat or pretty hot and tempting

1. damn she is nemolicious.
2. that is one phat and nemolicious woman

by explorwood September 20, 2010

Nemo

Gets lost often, doesn´t care who bosses him around, he´s got sass, a daredevil for touching a butt, gets all the ladies, almost known as a player.

guy 1: want to go to an after-party with me?
guy 2: Nah bro, i got laid. i just met her. i got invited to her house, but im still havin trouble with where she lives..
guy 1: just met her? dude, don´t get lost and stay outta trouble, cuz if you´re in jail, im not bailing you out. Don´t be such a Nemo.

by the bubble master February 14, 2014

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the longest possible grammatically correct EVER.

man i really pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al ing hate this guy

by easportstothegame June 16, 2020

Nemeses

Plural form of nemesis, meanig enemies or rivals. Can also be used after "arch-", meaning that someone/something is your worst enemy.

Not to be confused with "nemesi", which is not an actual word.

Rich and Don are my nemeses, because everywhere I go those two are always one-upping me.

by Rodney Basil July 8, 2004

Nemophilia

Nemophilia is the love of spending time in forests or woodland; woodland survival training, as practised by the armed forces could, therefore, be considered the equivalent of sex.

Malcolm is such a wanker he thought nemophilia was having sex with a cartoon fish.

by Croatalin December 31, 2013