nipples

Magic wands; God made them.

Use the nipples, Harry!

by Cameron September 8, 2004

diamond cutting nipples

nipples so sharp, they can cut diamonds. Diamonds, as you all know, have a strong covalent bond between its atoms, therefore making it one of the hardest things on earth. However, not even diamonds can withstand the magnitude of greatness in these nipples.

Person1: oh man, it sure is cold.
Person2: my nipples are so cold due to the low temperature, they are like diamond cutting nipples.

by it's raining where i live May 4, 2010

Jumbo eraser end nipples

Double XL nipples. See also eraser end nipples.

Lequisha grooved on having her jumbo eraser ends chewed on.

by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005

porn star nipples

Large or oversized nipples that resemble a porn star. Usually attractive to the opposite sex.

( . Y . ) <--normal

vs.

( o Y o ) <--psn

"At least you guys don't have PORN STAR NIPPLES," says Laura LeClaire.

by mary suck my titties May 26, 2006

Holy Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'

Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.

Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.

*person gets startled* Holy shitting dick nipples!

by Red Fleming April 8, 2011

nipples

attached to boobies aka fuckin awesome

look at those nipples, i wanna put them in ma mouth

by Cooptroop September 2, 2004

Nappleton

A bite-sized nap, often taken on lunch hours or before a night out. These are particularly restorative if enjoyed to combat a violent hangover.

Josh: "Dude, I'm so fucking exhausted after last night!"

Ben: "I saw you leaving the club with Jenny and Beth at like 4 o'clock."

Josh: "I got them home for an Alabama Double Dog, didn't get to sleep until 6!"

Ben: "Whoa, sounds like it's time for a cheeky Nappleton."

by J Montrachet April 9, 2011