dust my balls

A clever synonym for: go to hell; suck my dick; fuck off; kiss my ass.

Stranger: We need you to work an overtime shift on Saturday

You: Man, YHALL can dust my balls. I quit.

by More, Parma Sean September 17, 2017

flex my balls

The action that is taken when one or more individuals need to be put in their place, or when a situation calls for an alpha to step up and assert their dominance to get the desired outcome

I decided to flex my balls at work and make the peasants under me work late

by White-Rice October 31, 2017

Lick caviar off my balls day

where girls lick caviar off of a guys balls on friday, march 12

Lick caviar off my balls day is tomorrow i can’t wait to lick caviar off my boy friends balls

by danny.swish March 10, 2020

Steve Jobs my balls

A term to gaslight people into thinking they got got.

"Whose Steve Jobs?"

"Steve Jobs my balls."

by SteveJobsMyBalls August 26, 2021

the dick of my balls

In reference to one’s penis.

She kept staring at the dick of my balls.

I need to pee out of the dick of my balls.

40 ounce in my lap and it’s freezin’ the dick of my balls.

I’m thinking about getting enlargement surgery for the dick of my balls.

by Sigaret Breff June 8, 2023

nugget my balls

A gay man's word that is described when kicking someone's testicles for sexual gratification. See bondage or ball torture.

The nugget is represented by the balls or testicles; and to nugget my balls is to have someone kick the balls or injure them in such a way that winds the person.

Cyril walked into The Laird, put down his handbag and yelled in his biggest butchest voice, "Nugget My Balls! A queue of men quickly got in line to kick Cyril in the balls.

"Somebody needs to go in and nugget that bitches balls!"

Fred who was drinking at the 'Nugget Up Bar' nuggetted another man's balls who walked up and ordered a females drink.

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

Don't touch my balls

Back off and mind your own business.

Joe: You have a bug in your code. Let me sit down, and I'll fix it.
John: Don't touch my balls.

Joe: Would it be touching your balls if I called your girlfriend tonight?
John: No, that would be fine.

by Alejandro con Queso March 4, 2006