The musty chub is quite a strange specimen, in that it emits a rather offensive odor in order to protect itself or to frighten off predators. The musty chub is quite an amiable creature and will attempt to smother you in "chub hugs".
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
Generic person A: I say, what in the blazes is that terrible smell?
Generic person B: It's the musty chub.
Generic person A: nvm.
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
Generic person A: I say, what in the blazes is that terrible smell?
Generic person B: It's the musty chub.
Generic person A: nvm.
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
by MANGOCHEESEBANANAFISHSTICKS March 14, 2012
by Muster Bester November 08, 2015
A fictional character that is the amalgam of 2 people that love each other more than any other 2 people in history have loved each other.
by Musty Post March 28, 2023
A musty potato is when one sexual partner defecates into the others anus and then proceeds to fuck their anus.
by Brocken-lavalamp March 19, 2016
by mustyboisforever August 23, 2017
When you leave your penis inside your foreskin until it smells like kombucha.
Usually takes months to achieve
Usually takes months to achieve
by 100Dollar June 22, 2019
first, you buy a snake, then you hide it between your asscheeks and you fuck the girl, you have to be on top for this to work right, so she doesnt see the snake, when it gets intense, you piss in her vagina, then let the snake go, creating a musty smell and the random appearance of a snake.
by crustynraunchy December 07, 2007