Mustard Drops

The initial pinch of mustard colored liquid fecal matter that is released in small drops or droplets before unclenching the anal sphincter and allowing full, explosive release.

Carl knew the guy in the stall next to him was going to have a massive assplosion because the dude sat down, moaned, breathed heavy and cinched a few mustard drops.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015

Mayonnaise n' Mustard

Simple as dat. Formally used by bay area rapper "Pill Clinton", a.k.a. Mac Dre. To explain a complex situation with a short connotation, such as "thats that".

We hopped over there, mayonnaise n' mustard, yyyyaaaaaddddaaaammmeeaaannnnn??

by Jah Light, Bob. December 18, 2008

Drawing on a Mustache

When a beautiful woman alters her face in a cute, goofy or otherwise wacky way by "pulling a face" (crossing her eyes, sticking out her tongue, waggling her ears, etc). Sometimes it's an awkward moment. Sometimes it's a romantic moment. sometimes it's both. Regardless, it's adorable.

Although it can momentarily interfere with her attractiveness, it does not in any way diminish it. In many ways it may even accentuate it. Thank you to Esky.

Jack: "hey babe - you're looking hot today."
Jill: "...Bllpffft" (pulls a face - drawing on a mustache)
Jack: “such a babe.”

by Raspberry Jam October 6, 2009

Mistaken Highdentity

when someone is assumed to be high because of their ridiculous antics or blood shot eyes.

"i thought my roommate was smacked yesterday when he ate a dozen donuts but it was just a case of mistaken highdentity"

by twigley x baby June 16, 2009

Rainbow Mistake

When you go out in a new city and end up at a gaybar

Dude, that was the biggest Rainbow Mistake ever. I almost got powertopped in that bar.

by dragon777 November 24, 2009

Mustard dispenser

The mustard dispenser is when you stick your Oscar Mayer under her salad bar then you punch her in the money pocket so hard that golden spicy brown drips out onto your meat.

I gave my cunt a Mustard dispenser because she was dumb enough not to buy me condoms.

by Shiconia August 26, 2010

masta ace

A emcee from Brookyln who first appeared on the song "The Symphony" back in 88, does a lot of work with wordsworth, his best song is "beatiful", its the jam, he is a great lyricist

Humphrey: damn masta ace is a hella good lyricist

Bo Bo: word.

by eschmeezee July 29, 2006