mushing softies 

When two flaccid guys lie on top of each other penis to penis. The penises are therefore, "mushing."

I was trying to sleep and the next thing I knew my roommate was waking me up by mushing softies.

mushing softies by The Base April 11, 2016

Mucking Fords Wuddled 

Getting tongue-tied, getting your words mixed up, instead of getting your fucking words muddled

Whenever I’m trying to talk to a pretty girl, I always get my mucking fords wuddled

Mucking Fords Wuddled by Dr Dongmeister June 14, 2019

muskling

What a baby musky should be called

oh that’s just a muskling, throw it back

muskling by I_is_kenzie August 27, 2019

masking my breath 

The act of wearing a face mask while you have bad breath or lingering booze seeping from your pores

I drank too much tequila last night, so luckily with the Covid mask mandate, I'll be masking my breath from my boss today!

masking my breath by GlazeHer September 19, 2020

mucking fess

An extreme state of disorderliness

The garden shed is a mucking fess

mucking fess by mikroton August 22, 2022

pot musing 

A thought of a contemplating nature that comes about while doing the do at the toilette. Or smoking funny weed.

- vinnienine: "Imagine how terrifying horses would be if they were carnivorous"
- beetus_wrangler: "This is one of those magnificent showerthoughts that stands out in a sea of puns, pop culture references, and pot musings. I am genuinely terrified."
- bandalooper: "Funny, this is the one that most struck me as a pot musing."
- disintegrationist: "Can't believe this ain't on Urban Dictionary yet. I mean, wasn't."

pot musing by disintegrationist September 26, 2014

Muff-Masking 

The female version of teabagging.

She pawned her enemy, and to establish dominance she began muff-masking his dead body before he respawned.

Muff-Masking by Obliviate731 November 23, 2019