Muppet Ears

Ears that have hair coming out of the them or hair on the outside of them. Dude with hairy ears...

Dude! Damn! There's this new invention called scissors - get a pair and trim those Muppet Ears - you are scaring the girls....disgusting!

Muppet Ears by B. Hanback July 23, 2009

Muppet Fuck 

Basically a drop in replacement for the word retard.

That guys such a muppet fuck

Muppet Fuck by newky2k May 22, 2006

muppet necking 

When you're fingering a girl while she's giving you a blowjob, mimicking the same motions to make it look like she's your hand puppet.

She was using her tonsils like a back brace for my dick, when i stuck a finger into her to liven the mood. Once knuckle deep, she thought "C is for Cock" instead of Cookie. Her eager skill as a muppet necking local made me proud to help out. Good thing she already lived in a trash can. Condoms are overrated, Haiti is overrated now, and rashes are for everyone else.

muppet necking by Nsla July 3, 2016

muppet pelt 

Any article of clothing made of a synthetic fleece, due to it's resemblance to a skinned Muppet.

"the puppet-rites activist threw red paint all over man's Muppet pelt vest, screaming 'Puppets are living breathing things and soulden't be killed for your fasion!'"

muppet pelt by -30- May 17, 2005

Muppet Strangler 

One who applies sufficient pressure to the taint as to restrict the flow of seminal fluid during ejaculation

I was with this chick who was a Muppet Strangler, she squeezed my gouch so I couldnt cum. The evil bitch.

Muppet Strangler by MajorHole September 11, 2016

Muppet Top 

The crease in your belly that forms the mouth of a muppet.

Hi ho! Kermit the frog here! using your belly fat to create Muppet Top!

Muppet Top by Darger69 April 25, 2017

Muppet Management 

Management that is ineffective, especially when they are attempting to look like they are by doing a lot of running around and using business power words that are often used out of context. Coined due to the similarity to Jim Henson's Muppets. They move their mouths and flail around a bit, but accomplish little to nothing in the end.

Mr. Thompson: I just don't get it, Mr. Arlington really seems to be on top of things, but we still are not making any profit in his devision.

Mr Jones: *Laughs* Really? Well I have been told by some of his people that he is nothing more than Muppet Management.

Muppet Management by Chris Hitchcock January 20, 2008