Mumblers

A girl wearing a pair of pants so tight, like a camels toe, but tight enough so you can see her lips moving.
Hence "the mumble", "i can see her lips are moving, but i cant work out what she's saying".
see whispers, cameltoe

She's wearing mumblers.
A large group of overweight, mumbler wearing women just walked by, i feel ill.

by yobbo April 25, 2003

mumbling zombie

A person finding it difficult to communicate due to having face completely covered in ejaculate.

Baz completely covered wreck and dockers, they were proper mumbling zombies :nod:

by dub79 October 28, 2013

mumbo-jumboness

1. Saying stupid things
2. Saying confusing things
3. Saying annoying things

I am getting sick of all your mumbo-jumboness!

Your mumbo-jumboness is making is pissing me off.

Your mumbo-jumboness is driving me crazy.

by monkeyman40210 April 18, 2009

Mumblecunt

A person who insists on engaging others in lengthy conversations whilst simultaneously speaking with a total disregard for both diction and appropriate use of volume. In effect taking the act of simply mumbling and elevating it, by way of conversational persistence, to a level of cuntishness. Therefore becoming referred to as a mumblecunt.

Hey Dave we should get going, Terry's coming this way and he's a right fucking mumblecunt.

by RatBikeNate November 30, 2020

post mumble (second Mumble)

Post Mumble is what somebody does after they say something that they think is funny. It consists of a mumble/laugh. It is a repetition of the phrase that was just said. It is usually done by nerds or dweebs.

You look like a hippo! Hwaha youer look lieke aen hippore hhaw haw!! Post Mumble (second Mumble)

by Danny 123561992 October 31, 2008

Ava Mumbauer

A beautiful girl with a beautiful heart. She has a great sense of humor. Ava puts everyone else before herself in everything she does. Oh and she’s fucking hot. Like damn girl

“Have you seen that one girl?”
“Do you mean Ava Mumbauer?”
“Yeah she’s fucking hot”
“Yeah but she’s not just looks”

by Someone_who_likes_chicken_nugs May 6, 2019

duck 'n' mumble

The old "duck 'n' mumble is an age old technique for avoiding any one who seeks to interupt you in your never ending quest to buy shite from shops. For instance, Big Issue sellers, strange middle #age women with clip boards who "only need a minute love", or the vultures from the compensation companies.
Basically, you bow the head slightly, perhaps with a look away from the idiot in question, and mumble an apology.

{Big Issue Joey}: Biiiiiiiiiiig Isssssue saaar?
{You, giveing the old duck 'n' mumble, and talking in a barely legible way}:*mumble* no thanks mate* *mumble

This can be replaced with "I'm too busy", "Sorry mate", or a personal favourite, "Piss off"

by Waster September 30, 2005