The Mumba is an introduced species to Australia known to prey on anything with a heartbeat. It has harnessed the power of the darkness as a weapon and, unlike the Mamba, can spit it's venom. There are also unconfirmed accounts of it being able to use the victims own tears as a weapon against them. But alas no one has retained their mental faculties after an attack to confirm the rumour. Also has been known to emit a hissing sound after an attack, but never before.
"Why is Byron cowering in a fetal position and speaking gibberish?" "It's cause he's just been attacked by the Mumba" 'Sssss, sssss'
Them big ass african black tittays. I dont mean what you see around the street, I mean them humungo tittys you see in that national geographics shit! What makes you yell out, "Whoa motha fucka! Those are some big mumba jumba tittayyyyys!".
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