muff cone

The cone-like shape of overgrown female pubic hair that forms over the vagina after failing to maintain female muff

As she finally proceeded to remove her panties, Doug was utterly astounded by the low-hanging muff cone forming over his hot date's cooter

by LakeForestWASP August 28, 2012

Muff Fluffies

Left over tissue in the private region of women after using the restroom. During oral sex, usually flicked or blown away. Ew. Gross.

"Bitch, I ain't licking that! Look at those muff fluffies!"

by Padam2 January 10, 2012

Muff jacket

An item of apparel (eg. underwear) designed for either warming &/or covering the entirety or majority of a woman's muff (vagina, pussy, beef curtains, etc.).

"Just remember girls, no muff jacket's in the hot tub".

"May I remove your muff jacket with my teeth?"

"Hey Bucky, is that new muff jacket adequately warming your vagina?"

by Muffjacket May 23, 2013

Harry muff

A nasty old womans pussy that smells like a landfill. Or it's your uncle's josephs herrmafidite fat ass that has a hooker for a wife.

When you fuck a woman with a harry muff your kid will look like alien. #corea

by Pudvah July 6, 2018

Muff Snuff

When you open up a vagina and put your nose in it and give a big whiff

I total gave her a muff snuff last night

by MoonCricket69 July 27, 2018

Muff Dander

Dandruff of the Muff. Dead skin cells resulting from dry skin in or around the Muff area.

I tried on a black dress for a work event I had coming up and when I took it off, I noticed I left some Muff Dander.

by HarpCity January 25, 2019

Muff Dynasty

Basically a trifecta of pussy, parliament cigarettes, and pre pubesant kids who like to lick the bick and get down and dirty with a pair of rust scissors

Wow Kate must be a part of muff dynasty with that kind of lady monger

by Beewizz April 14, 2019