Muddy Custard

A Muddy Custard is when you reach climax, and ejaculate into the asshole. You have now created a muddy custard

Damnn... I gave her a hell muddy custard.

by DjBunWun March 6, 2019

Muddy hosepipe

A disastrous event that occurs 2.3446 nights after consuming large quantities of Indian food. (Note: this only occurs after contracting Pink Sock disease.)

"Man, last night I had a bad experience with my Muddy hosepipe."

by The Keg August 16, 2013

Muddy Sheeting

Going to a hotel for the purpose of scat play in nice sheet. Ideally a Doubletree.

Travis and Jennifer had a weekend of Muddy Sheeting planned. They booked a nice hotel downtown and brought baby wipes.

by DoubleTT August 15, 2021

Muddy Boy

A Guy/Dude/Man that comes from the struggle or from the slums and hustles and grinds to get financially stable or upgrading their lifestyle

I come straight from the mud, i’m a muddy boy

by Pheonte706 December 21, 2018

Get Muddy

A reference to any sort of anal sex

I can't wait to Get Muddy with my girlfriend this weekend!!

by Mud master January 16, 2017

muddy spatula

Using your shit covered penis as a cooking utensil to avoid making more dirty dishes.

After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.

by DieselJesus69 October 17, 2019

muddy garfield

Performing cunilingus while she is deficating

Leigh Anne asked for muddy Garfield whilst she was sitting on the toilet

by Janimal69 October 6, 2017