A Muddy Custard is when you reach climax, and ejaculate into the asshole. You have now created a muddy custard
by DjBunWun March 6, 2019

A disastrous event that occurs 2.3446 nights after consuming large quantities of Indian food. (Note: this only occurs after contracting Pink Sock disease.)
by The Keg August 16, 2013

Travis and Jennifer had a weekend of Muddy Sheeting planned. They booked a nice hotel downtown and brought baby wipes.
by DoubleTT August 15, 2021

A Guy/Dude/Man that comes from the struggle or from the slums and hustles and grinds to get financially stable or upgrading their lifestyle
by Pheonte706 December 21, 2018

by Mud master January 16, 2017

After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.
by DieselJesus69 October 17, 2019

Performing cunilingus while she is deficating
by Janimal69 October 6, 2017
