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Muddy Custard

A Muddy Custard is when you reach climax, and ejaculate into the asshole. You have now created a muddy custard
Damnn... I gave her a hell muddy custard.
by DjBunWun March 6, 2019
mugGet the Muddy Custardmug.

Muddy hosepipe

A disastrous event that occurs 2.3446 nights after consuming large quantities of Indian food. (Note: this only occurs after contracting Pink Sock disease.)
"Man, last night I had a bad experience with my Muddy hosepipe."
by The Keg August 16, 2013
mugGet the Muddy hosepipemug.

Muddy Sheeting

Going to a hotel for the purpose of scat play in nice sheet. Ideally a Doubletree.
Travis and Jennifer had a weekend of Muddy Sheeting planned. They booked a nice hotel downtown and brought baby wipes.
by DoubleTT August 15, 2021
mugGet the Muddy Sheetingmug.

Muddy Boy

A Guy/Dude/Man that comes from the struggle or from the slums and hustles and grinds to get financially stable or upgrading their lifestyle
I come straight from the mud, i’m a muddy boy
by Pheonte706 December 21, 2018
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Get Muddy

I can't wait to Get Muddy with my girlfriend this weekend!!
by Mud master January 16, 2017
mugGet the Get Muddymug.

muddy spatula

Using your shit covered penis as a cooking utensil to avoid making more dirty dishes.
After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.
by DieselJesus69 October 17, 2019
mugGet the muddy spatulamug.

muddy garfield

Performing cunilingus while she is deficating
Leigh Anne asked for muddy Garfield whilst she was sitting on the toilet
by Janimal69 October 6, 2017
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