Muddy Ferdinand

When a girl is giving an Alaskan pipeline and the condom breaks but she keeps going and it turns into a shitty mess

1: did you hear Jessica gave herself a muddy Ferdinand the other day?
2: oh my god that is so disgusting. What a slut!

by Tacticaltrunkmonkey July 29, 2016

Muddy Mitten

When you anally fist a girl, and it comes out covered in shit.
Alternatively you can cover your fist in shit then shove it in her box.

Broham, I fisted her up the ass last night and she gave me a muddy mitten.

by Gunship May 5, 2019

Muddy Sheeting

Going to a hotel for the purpose of scat play in nice sheet. Ideally a Doubletree.

Travis and Jennifer had a weekend of Muddy Sheeting planned. They booked a nice hotel downtown and brought baby wipes.

by DoubleTT August 15, 2021

Muddy hosepipe

A disastrous event that occurs 2.3446 nights after consuming large quantities of Indian food. (Note: this only occurs after contracting Pink Sock disease.)

"Man, last night I had a bad experience with my Muddy hosepipe."

by The Keg August 16, 2013

Muddy Hallway

The muddy hallway is a term used to describe the sensation felt when engaging an extremely slutty girl in anal sex.

Multiple poundings from behind have left her back door gaping open. The tightness one would hope to feel is no longer available, resulting in a sensation similar to trying to engage a hallway in sexual intercourse.

Dude, I totally experienced a muddy hallway when I nailed Kim in her backdoor; she has one loose caboose. Something tells me I wasn't the first (or 50th) guy to do that.

Thank god I wore a rain coat condom.

by 686-1983 March 9, 2012

muddy lasagna

When a girl is constipated, she has her male/ female counterpart preform sexual acts on her anus, to release the constipation, until there’s shit dripping down her vagina, using it as a lube, you create a muddy lasagna.

“OH YEAH, my gf was so backed up the other day we had to preform the muddy lasagna”

by Bobbyduck November 17, 2021

Muddy lid

when your willy has a bit of poo left on it after anal sex

"bro I was hitting it from the back and she left me with a muddy lid"

by DonDion August 28, 2019