mosquito testicle

it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence

man one: bro i just hit my balls trying to get a mosquito testicle

man two: it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence

by 2_kids_bored_in_english_class March 29, 2022

monquette

When you wanna call someone a monkey but it just doesn't sound right so you call them a monquette
Can also be used as plural "monquettes".

Jayden: Look at this n*gga brooo.
CJ: Listen here you little monquette, you get back on them fields before I whip you.

by monkeyman69420smokeweednocap February 18, 2023

Hungry Mosquito

When fucking a girl, the male bangs himself against a part of her body (not a hole) until a hole forms. The man then has sex with that.

I dry humped my girlfriend so hard that I accidently performed a hungry mosquito on her.

by Zap Rowsdowerrr January 8, 2009

Drama-Mosquito

One who flies from relationship to relationship sucking all the drama he/she can.

That girl Chelsea just won't break up with that jerk. I think she just like the drama. God, she's such a drama-mosquito!

by SushiMonster555 April 7, 2009

Parched Mosquito

When you haven’t had a good succ in a lengthy period of time and you start to get shriveled

I feel like a parched mosquito.

by Amir Guadalupe December 2, 2017

Mister Mosquito

A man who both bites down and slobbers during oral sex. The name, "Mister Mosquito," is only accurate if the person who calls someone, "Mister Mosquito," is the one who received oral sex had an awful time.

Don't let Brian suck your dick, broh, he is a total Mister Mosquito.

by Megacheese69420 March 5, 2023

mosquito

A ringtone that emits an ultrasonic tone that is supposedly inaudiable to anyone over 25

"hey man, guess what?"
"what?"
"my cell went off in geometry today"
"bummer, good thing you have the mosquito"
" dude, i know"

by crazylilfcboy February 24, 2009