Mort

Mort a large and repulsive bodily expulsion.
Don't go into the bathroom, I took a rather large mort.
by JD4455 December 22, 2021
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The Gayest guy you will ever meet, but acts like he's not. No matter what happens it probably is his fault. Probably only knows soccer and chess. He Only wears Crocs. He obese
Dude 1: who is the guy in the corner watching gay midget porn
Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here
by Big ball muncher October 31, 2023
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A really weird name for a girl. Not very common but have heard it. Boys use it
I’m chatting to another mort
by Sillychicken2.0 August 20, 2023
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An omelette/shark drowned in mustard/foot fettish/squirell rat/icon/lemur
Man i cant wait to boil my mort tonight

Damn mort should be a stripper
by VeryMuchCorrectHuman October 08, 2021
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A drug fucked junkie that typically leeches off their mothers unconditional love long into their thirties.
Dylan Williams is a fucking mort aye, cunt got fried on the Xanax and punched holes in the wall again after the crack whore he shared his sweet puff with wouldn't fuck him.

Dylan Williams is such a mort, he robbed me of $500 for two ounces when he was off his head of ice. Fucking mort.
by somuchbettertahnyou June 14, 2017
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by Dylanpcmc February 02, 2016
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by Dylanpcmc February 02, 2016
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