Morrowind

Better than life. The reason I'm thinking of dumping my missus.

"Shut up whining bitch! I'm playing Morrowind and I'll come to bed when I'm ready. It's my fucking house!!"

by The Big G June 29, 2004

smoke and mirrors meeting

when you work for a corporation that has contract meetings with you every year in December to "negotiate" your contract for the following year, but it's just a meeting in which the manager attempts to confuse you with lofty, rarely attainable preditions on how your offices business will grow 20%-30%, and how you will make "X" amount of dollars on your bonus when that happens. What you actually get at the end of the year is rarely what they said you would get, and if you do happen to get your bonus that year, they will make SURE you don't get it the following year!

the manager used smoke and mirros to try and trick me in to thinking i was going to get my bonus next year....but i saw right thru his bullshit!

by chris gum February 23, 2004

morrowind

A game that is capable of re-shaping your life in such a way that you will constantly get laid.

Yeah, man. Let me hit you up on some Morrowind; after a few bouts with cliff-racers in the Ashlands, you'll be hittin' it with the lady-types in no time, my brother.

by Shatai November 14, 2004

Mordor

That God forsaken hill in Ladysmith, British Columbia, Canada. Not to be walked up unless you are an Olympic Athlete, a Himalayan Sherpa, or Guntash. The very reason nobody who lives in the town has a soul.

Dude: Wanna go to school today?

Guy: Mordor!!!

Dude: Good point, lets just get drunk/ stoned.

by Hod February 21, 2009

mordor

the middle earth equivalent of compton.

sauron is the landlord and crack dealer of mordor.

by sssshhhhyyyyiiiiittttttt February 27, 2010

Book of Mirrors

A Book of Mirrors, (BoM) is just another (optional) book that Wiccans/Pagans use to record things. While a Book of Shadows details the spells and how to duplicate them (like a recipie book almost), a Book of Mirrors is used to write out your thoughts and feelings about your reactions to the spells and if it acheived what you were doing, or anything that is important to you that concerns magic (personal journal).

As Patty wrote down the spell in her Book of Shadows, she made a mental note to write in her Book of Mirrors how the spell didn't quite work the way she wanted, but had better results.

by Lyndzey920 January 4, 2008

broken mirror

Anyone who looks in the mirror and sees someone/thing pretty damn amazing. Often this affects their views of their sexual partners as well. Unfortunatly this is usually completely untrue.

Someone who owns a broken mirror will often refuse to be wrong about anything.

1: I've just seen Chambers acting like he's the shit again!
2: WTF? He's short, fat, stupid, a liar and his new girlfriend's a fucking munter!
1: Dude - he must have one seriously broken mirror

by Iain1977 April 14, 2008