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Mormonics

A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.
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katie Morgan

I was just watching space nuts yo, and Katie Morgan totally gave me a spicy hot boner.
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Molly Mormon

A female member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormon) who fits the stereo type of the goody-goody Mormon. She's very devoted to the Church standards. Can be used both negatively and positively. See also "Peter Priesthood."
Sarah is a total Molly Mormon. She never misses Sacrament Meeting on Sunday!
by HollyVanGogh August 25, 2005
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Arthur Morgan

Guy 1: hey man, Who’s your favourite RDR2 character?

Guy 2: it’s Arthur Morgan
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Molly Mormon

Perjorative. Among LDS young men a Molly Mormon is a young woman heaven-bent on securing a Temple-worthy husband to support her and provide for the large (6+) number of children she wants to bear as quickly as possible. A Molly Mormon is a sweetly-smiling, seemingly retiring, docile, submissive young LDS woman who expects to be the controlling master of her household after marriage, training her husband to be attuned to her will, and encouraging him at every opportunity to execute his many church volunteer callings and submit to the ward bishop and authority, and is ambitious for his rise within the ward priesthood ranks, which determines her status among the other Mollys. The young LDS men fear her as a cunning sweetie-pie church-ambitious female shark on the make who expects her husband to perform his duties, even if it requires three jobs so that she can stay at home, with her children.

Aging married Molly Mormons tend to cluster outside the window of Utah department stores to police the display of naked mannequins when the fashion displays are updated. Nude mannequins draw the wrathful ire of elderly Molly Mormons, who serially march up greatly offended to the department stores’ executive offices to complain about disgraceful public nudity.

An aging Molly Mormon, sans makeup, was prominently featured in a 1966 STAR TREK TV episode, THE MAN TRAP, attempting to suck the life out of Captain Kirk at the climax of the episode when Dr. McCoy dispatched her with his phaser.
Spencer Christianson just graduated from BYU with his business degree and all the Molly Mormons have their sights set on marrying him at the Singles' Ward.
by somuchpink August 27, 2013
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Morgan's Run

An incredible card game in which the objective is to complete the longest "run" of cards as possible by predicting if the next card in the deck is higher or lower than the last one. The game is started by asking the player who's turn it is the question, "Red or black?". If they guess correctly, the first card remains on the table and they begin their run.

Players are not forced to name only higher or lower, they may also opt to go with "same". If "same" is called, and the card next in the deck is the same as the current showing card, they are inducted into the prestigious "same hall of fame" due to the extremely low odds that a player has of making a "same" call and succeeding.

If the same card comes up and the player named higher or lower, everyone points at the card and yells "SAME!". This process is executed three times. If a player loses on any of the following cards, special phrases are yelled.
Queen - THAT BITCH!
Jack - SON OF A BITCH!
Two - DUECED UPON!
If any of these conditions are met, and the card happens to be the same card that was just shown, any combination of "SAME!" and the appropriate phrase above may be used in the yell, not to exceed four yells.

The game never ends.
"Hey, want to play Morgan's Run?"
"Hell yeah. That game is awesome."

30 Minutes Later:

SAME!
THAT BITCH!
SAME!
THAT BITCH!
by Mister Anonymous Guy September 8, 2006
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