Morfin

Pooping out hearts over someone you love

He was morfin over me

by Ryan Corbin February 26, 2007

mouff

Originally an ebonics term for "mouth", mouff has evolved to encompass one's entire being.

I want to hang out with your mouff tonight!

by iAmTheWhale January 15, 2008

moroff

Derivative of the term Moron, a person that is so stupid they aren't even "on", they are "off".

you aren't even a mor-on, you are a mor-off

by Jon December 24, 2003

moffer

(noun) a younger woman or girl who is attracted to older men (at least fifteen years older)

"wow, obama is so hott!" -14 yr old lucy
"gosh lucy, you're such a freaking moffer!" -cindy
"and proud of it!" -lucy

by dangyoushottgrandpa November 1, 2009

Moff

The vagina of a Muppet. Moist and delicious.

Miss Piggy's moff was sopping with delight, ready for Kermie's green penetrator.

by Balls J. Mahoney September 15, 2006

Moffat

A man who looks like a douche but somehow still manages to pick up perfect tens.

Steve is totally a Moffat but damn look at that chick he's with she is a perfect ten

by Quirkly March 15, 2011

murff

The crunkest of the crunk.

Watching those fireworks from the top of the tower was murff.

by P-Dope September 15, 2004