Moral sex

1. Sex (vaginal, oral, anal, etc.) that is had, NOT because the person necessarily wants to, but because he/she feels that he/she needs to fulfill their partner's needs.

2. Sex (vaginal, oral, anal, etc.) that is counted towards a couple's sexual quota.
"Joe and I haven't gotten it on in a week. I just haven't been in the mood, but I think that he deserves a little moral sex."

"Joe and I haven't gotten it on in a week. I just haven't been in the mood, but I think that he deserves a little moral sex."

by J-Lai November 10, 2008

moral compass

The mind-set that a person is in when making a questionably moral decision.

Them: She cheated on me! Should I cheat on her?
Me: I don't know. What does your moral compass tell you?

by Cornwalace February 7, 2007

Moraga

See; Orinda
Rich white kids who do nothing besides pretend to be black. Some asians present.

Yo, that wigger's a fucking nut sack.

by Chris February 27, 2005

Morale

Overall feeling, usually of a group of people. When morale is high, people are happy. When it is low, people are probably grumbling.

"The beatings will continue until morale improves!"
-Sgt. Craig Pittman

by Diggity Monkeez August 3, 2005

moral values

A term people use when they don't want to admit that they're homophobic.

"Moral values are very important to me. (Heh, they'll never find out that I hate gay people!)"

by korex May 13, 2005

piso mojado

spanish for "wet floor", but it sounds like it could easily be a swear word if you dont know any spanish. Makes many people think your are swearing, even though you arent.

Person1:*Bumps papers onto floor* "PISO MOJADO!!".
Person 2: "LOL, whats that mean?"
Person 1: "Nothin, just sounds good."

by the22ice April 24, 2005

maradona

Football player, the best of his generation undoubtedly, if not the best player of all time (cetainly the best I've seen and i've been watching football since 1974).

Famous for the so-called 'hand of god' goal against England in the 1986 world cup, demonised ever since, not as if English players ever cheat now is it?

Pathetically, was voted Scotland's 'sportsman of the century' in 1999 but this is just typical of the small minded attitude and low-level racism of most jocks.

Maradona was a great football player. What he was and is as a man is irrelevant.

by Ben Dover of the Yard August 31, 2004