apple pie a la mope

When crying at three in the morning and eating a depression meal.

Friend 1: what did you do last night?
Friend 2: I had an apple pie a la mope

by Queen Onion March 18, 2020

Moped Specialist

Somebody who cuffs a moped. A moped specialist has earned his title because every man knows a moped is high maintenance. Chances are a moped specialist has a very high skill in simping even for a particularly ugly girl. You never know who may be a moped specialist till its too late, its best to cut your losses and let the relationship kill itself. Just like me if I cuffed a moped lmao

ChadJoe - "I cant believe virgin peter cuffed that moped last week, Fuckin greasy." Fagmire - "I wouldnt worry about it, virgin peter is a moped specialist."

by Malachi_Parker2 October 11, 2020

Jesus Christ on a moped

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BRO

Jesus Christ on a moped

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 29, 2025

mope

a female mop

that mope is meant to be in the kitchen

by gissy 07 March 30, 2021

Mope Sauce

When terrible things keep happening and you feel indifferent about life.

Damn, my flight's been delayed four times-- that's mope sauce bruh.

by Kaji Yuy August 22, 2017

to mope

To have sex with someone who you think is ugly .

I want to mope her but she's so ugly.

by moper294748u43tw December 3, 2018

the moped

The act of grabbing some whores pigtails while sticking your junk in her mouth rapidly over and over again until she gags on your cum

guy 1: hey that was a nice ride on the moped
bitch 1: "cough cough" I'm still gagging up that cum from your wanker.

by boobsarenice October 17, 2009