Moon Pie

When a someone ejaculates in someones anus.

Cream pies are old school, give me a moon pie.

by Loohoo23 February 5, 2021

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mooniephobic

the act of being rude to moonie (also the user of the best tiktoker ever)

random person: fuck you moonie you suvcck
moonie: dont be mooniephobic

by moonie<3 May 1, 2022

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Lemon Moon Pie

Milf fucking.

"Hey man I got some of Mrs. Neutrons Lemon Moon Pie last night."

by Emily's Fucking Wrong April 20, 2019

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Sparkling Gay West Virginia Moon Pie

When someone deficates into a paper bag, pours copious amounts of glitter and sprinkles into it and puts firecrackers in it to light on someone's door step.

"Dave needs a sparkling gay West Virginia moon pie delivered to his door step immediately."

by Redfox30 March 9, 2022

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moon pie

you know.....the food you get at gas stations.....its chocolate and marsmellow.....yumm.....but its one of those food that you have to be in the mood to eat......

billy bob joe:"hey wanna moon pie"
blop:"eww...no i'm not in the mood"
billy bob joe: =o

by nickie whaley September 27, 2005

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A devotee of the Unification Church, a somewhat creepy religious organisation run by Rev. Sun Myung Moon. Moonies are known for their shady practices, such as selling roses at airports and lying about who the money goes to. The Washington Times is proported to be owned by Rev. Moon.

A moonie tried to sell me a wilted rose at the airport.

by Alan May 14, 2004

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