Moosedogging

the act of going betting the maximum amount of chips/money in a hand of Texas Hold 'em poker when you have a bad hand, such as the infamous seven-two off suit.

"Whoa, how did you get all of your money back Gary Coleman?"

"Why, thank you for asking, MC Hammer. I got it by Moosedogging with Joshua Jackson and the Jonas Brothers. Boy, were they ever mad!"

by Chewbacca at Degrassi April 28, 2009

Mooketsi

A cool person 😎 cool

Mooketsi is cool

by It's me Päradoxical June 8, 2020

monked

To be so spun the fuck out, one can't even think straight. I.E.: PIPE DRUNK

fuck I'm monked out, me and Brad kept on hitting up bowl after bowl, after bowl of these shards, man, i can't even fucking move? wait a minute, am I thinking out loud? Did I just say that I was thinking to myself? Did he hear what I was thinking?

by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop November 3, 2007

moked

1) extremely high after taking a moke (50/50 weed & tobacco bowl taken in one rip; also known as a moki or mole bowl)
2) super stoned and/or tired after a long day of moke-ing

Dude I was so moked last night.
Did you bring your bong? I'm tryna get moked.
I am fucking moked out bro.

by Bob McWetterson September 11, 2011

Get Monked

To get destroyed or somehow embarrassed. To cause long term damage to oneself using something to do with a monk or their way of life.

Jack: "Jamie I just beat you by 59 kills, GET MONKED!"

Jamie: "Going to the monastery right now."

by Tunnus June 27, 2016

Moosed

While fucking your girl from behind place your thumbs on the back of her head and extend your fingers making moose antlers. Do this without her knowledge.

Last night I moosed my girl. She almost caught me.

by nolaughingmatter May 2, 2010

moosedick

1. When born, mistaken for a dildo.
2. Walking penis head
3. Colin Pussywillow Ovaltree
4. If a moosedick was a person........well.....Colin.

Colin "moosedick" Ovaltree is funny looking.

by Civonicpauljoshbrandon February 9, 2004